I'm wiping away tears (of laughter). Read Pave France's Pop Quiz: Atomic Poker post:
As the leader of the world's sole acknowledged super-power you are entrusted with the world's security, much to the chagrin of some lesser petty nations and bad guys with the nuclear itch. A whacked rogue state is caught building nuclear weapons. This rogue state, with a history of providing terrorist organizations with financing and conventional weapons and breaking its word to sucker diplomats, has already made several uniequivocal pronouncements about its intended mischief.
What do you do?
A) Call France. Leave a message for Jack asking him to please return your call at his earliest convenience. Give your cell number.
B) Call the UN. Make an appointment for elevenses with Kofi Annan sometime in the upcoming week. Purchase a pound of assorted tea cakes and stare at the nice Whitehall wall calendar.
(You'll need to scroll down the page, there's no direct link.)