1. "I Rewatched Love Actually and Am Here to Ruin It for All of You" by Lindy West. "Hugh Grant plays the role of "horny prime minister," which raises the question: What percentage of Americans believe that Hugh Grant literally is the prime minister and/or boy king of the UK? I'll bet you the number is not zero, and that is why we should all probably eat poison." (read the rest on Jezebel)
You'll either snicker or laugh out loud.
(If you've got a long flight, you'll need more material. I recommend PG Wodehouse.)